1. embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

    image

    (via pizza)

     

    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     

  2. umplify:

    Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

    (via pizza)

     
  3. foodiefied:

    Ice Cream Sandwich

     
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  5. fatwink:

    "so how is school going?"

    image

    (Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid, via pizza)

     
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  7. "Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."
    — 

     sheriff-swan:

    — Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

    WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

    image

    (via aryousavvy)

    (Source: neolution, via madselfiegame)

     
  8. cherrylemonades:

    my dad just recently learned about “omg”

    (via pizza)

     
  9. quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via madselfiegame)

     
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  11. bgcfan4ever:

    Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

    Me:

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    (via pizza)

     

  12. chromeofficial:

    textbook: $250

    me: chill

    (via pizza)

     

  13. fuzzleyan:

    I love video games. I love video games a lot.

    I am terrible at video games.

    (via pizza)

     
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